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Ghost: something is over and done with; a past that can't be changed; the invisible enemy or something that you can't get a grasp or see; something more spiritual than physical.
YOU CAN NEVER FIGHT A GHOST means:
1.If something is over and done with, you can't keep on fighting it, because it is over. If someone has died, it would be futile for their loved ones to try to keep them alive (which is obviously impossible).
2. You can't fight or overcome an invisible enemy or something that you can't get a grasp on (because ghosts are transparent).
3.You can never fight something that you can't see. Marry a Widow...you'll find that her late husband was a saint...no matter what she said while he was alive.
4.You can't change the past.
5.You cannot fight against someone or something that is more spiritual than physical...for example, you can't defeat a martyr
6. You can't change the past, what mistakes were made, etc just learn from them and try not to make the same ones again
It's over, man. You can never fight a ghost!
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What idiots say when they don't know the actual term.
Noah: I want to be a billionaire.
Tom: You'll never be a billionaire.
Noah: You have to run before you can walk.
Tom: That makes no sense
When you want to ask someone a question, but in slang.
Friend 1:“Hey, can I ask you a petro?”
Friend 2: “Yeah, what’s up?”
A phrase used by people with so little going on in their lives they resort to word play to be interesting or funny. Traditionally taken to mean; 'What can I do for you?'
Barman 'What can I do you for?'
Customer 'Top banter mate, I'll have a whisky neat'
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Perhaps the best way to make sure you don't get laid that night. Any guy who buys a girl a drink is automatically desperate, and they are just showing the girl their weakness. Next time a girl asks you to buy her a drink, say, give me a french kiss. If she says no, then why should you buy her a drink. Think about it.
Guy: Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: Aww, Thanks. (takes drink and moves on to the real man who is getting drinks bought for him)
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when boob riss bob ross beats his paint brush on a board.
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A phrase that can be used as a pickup line on someone to let them know you wanna hook up, but they don't have to believe it and will make you less embarrassed when they say ew no because it sounds really dumb.
Marsha: that was a fun date, we should do it again sometime
Antony: yeah, it really was, and I wanted you to know... You can fidget my spinner anytime!
Marsha: OMG lol Antony jokes like this is why I like you
Antony: oh yeah lol joke lolololol😌😢
Marsha:lololol
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