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The call of the ceiling gang. Used to express beta, small pp, and cringe energy.
P1: Hello fellow ceiling gang member.
P2: Im doing good.
P1: let's express our beta, small pp, and cringe energy.
P1 and P2: CEILING GANG OUH!
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Flawless. Without flaw. Sounds like 'floorless'. Can be substituted with " 'all' walls and ceilings".
"oh my god, have you seen Trixie Mattel's all stars lipsync?"
"Ugh ikr, stunning"
"Only walls and ceilings"
sooner or later, the shits gonna hit the fan.
Person One: "You know Jimmy?"
Person Two: "Yeah, the guy who lost his family in a fire and is crazily depressed?"
Person One: "Well now he lost his job and his only remaining possession is a shotgun."
Person Two: "That's going towards the ceiling."
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The discrimination which can prevent women from rising beyond a certain point in the church hierarchy.
"She could never become a bishop because of the stained-glass ceiling."
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When a man removes his trousers and a woman lays on the floor. The said man will rest his pubicle sack upon the forehead of the female, gooch hovered over mouth. The female will then proceed to put condiments of different colors into her mouth, and then lick the gooch of the male. The woman will create a colorful masterpiece that would put Michaelangelo to shame.
Today in painting 201 we will be painting daddy's ceiling, pair up and males remove their pants, ladies assume the position.
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When your words go to your bad memories
Everyone is tired of hearing my feelings
Now my words are burning on the ceiling
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A Youtube meme that began on May 1, 2012 when someone made a rather humorous comment on a fake instructional video on how to touch a wall with an apple, saying "The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan." Since then, the comment has gotten 15000+ thumbs up and has been copied ever since by various people posting comments on how-to videos even though it has nothing to do with the videos' content. This meme has grown to be almost as popular as the well-known Arrow in the knee meme.
Youtube Instructional Video: "Today I am gonna show you how properly ask a girl out..."
Commenter: "The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan."
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