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Wild ass motherfucker, who doesn't know how to chill the hell out.
Chance the dog, you need to sit your wild ass down.
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Chance the rapper is a typical square that suffers from CRS. Can't Remember Shit. Because apparently, falsely accusing someone of one's talent against another is the new trend. Well if that's case, then I guess we can all stand to say, Chance the rapper is the next Tupac!
You can find Chance the rapper in the ocean somewhere, fucking a fish. Typical.
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The coolest new band! Their song "Tell Me Everything" is awsome!
ASC kick ass! Go to their website ascrock.com
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This is a state where she has made up her mind and she IS leaving you. She's actually giving you one more last public performance to show your craziness. This will undeniably prove to everybody you know mutually that she is 101% justified for leaving you.
So I heard Theresa's taking you back at the last chance ranch, I really hope that you don't fuck it up for yourself . That would be a damn shame, I mean she is the prettiest girl that you're ever going to get...
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Dating someone who is abnormally pale.
Guy 1: your new girlfriend is very pale
Guy 2: yeah I'm taking a milky chance
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Your last pair of clean underwear, reminding you that this is your last chance to wear any unless you get your laundry done; that pair of ugly old underwear that you reserve for an emergency.
Dude, I gotta do laundry today, I've got my last chance undies on!
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Impossible, no chance, unlikely. Slim to none probability.
"Dude, you have a snowball's chance in hell to go out with that chick."
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