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An overwhelming amount of Christmas decorations for the space available.
By the time I finished decorating my small apartment for Christmas, I was bumping into all the Christmas Clutter!
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That shady dude at Christmas parties who sits underneath the mistletoe all night, waiting for the unlucky girl to wander by.
Mario has been a Christmas creep, chillin by the archway. I can't walk by!
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To make it where someone won’t see Christmas by killing them Murder
“If he keeps messing with me I’m gonna cancel Christmas on him”
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Chinese food and a movie. That's it.
person one: What are you doing this Christmas?
person two: What do you think? Its gonna be a Jewish Christmas!
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Noobs that just get a game on Christmas, go online, and get owned by the more experienced players.
Guy1: I just got owned on Gears Of War! I got called a Christmas noob like every 2 minutes!
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A spliff made with a clove cigarette--the tobacco is removed, mixed with marijuana shake, and repacked into the cigarette. Typically, the filter is also trimmed to about half-length.
"Yo, wanna celebrate Purple Christmas tonight?"
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The act of dipping somebody's dick in glue, and wrap it in wrapping paper
Watch what you doing, or I will perform the Christmas drizzle on you!