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A limo driving traditional bluegrass string band from Northeastern Pennsylvania.
Hey! Lets go see The Coal Town Rounders play music tonight! We'll have so much fun!
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(n) term used to describe the antiquated and outdated belief system of any faith that has failed to account for societal change and human evolution.
Hank: So where does "writing malware" fall under the Ten Commandments?
Jebidiah: Well, um, err...
Hank: Yeah, I don't think your coal burning faith has an understanding of how society works these days. Perhaps you can pray to McAfee or Norton to save you from virtual damnation...
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The second-in-line spot in a man train. This man has to work a little harder than the rest of the train due to his added responsibility of giving the engine a reach around. Some people like the caboose, and just give. Some people like the engine, and just take. While others give AND take, no-one pulls double-duty like the coal car.
Man #1: "My ass hurts from last nights man train."
Man #2: "I couldn't agree more. You're just lucky you didn't get stuck being coal car; my wrists have never been so sore."
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When having anal sex and you go deep into her ass. You go as deep as a Coal Miner does into a coal mine.
CC went Coal Miner Deep on his girl last night
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Getting a blumpkin while having a Cleveland steamer performed on you
Steve wanted a gentle Cleveland steamer but Patrick busted in to make it a dirty coal mine
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when a white girl has a kid with a black man and the black guy leaves her a single mother
omg tyrone left maddie a single mother!
burn the coal pay the toll 🤷 ♂️
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a shitty school in firestone, colorado where administration does absolutely nothing and everyone has a nicotine addiction. you're either a white kid who sweats over fortnite or a retard who wears checkered vans and thinks they're on gang shit
Melissa: Hey, do you know what happens at Coal Ridge Middle School?
John: Of course! That's the worst school!
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