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When something or someone is completely stupid and no normal word fits
Jack: the turtle walked on the wall, there's monkeys in the cabinets. All in all it's just complete dickery
When you make an outrageous statement, and need to apologise before the other person can even reply because of how outrageous the statement was.
Ash: 'That girl is a future star fr'
Koko: 'Bro she's Twel--'
Ash: ' yeah completely on me'
Having sexual relations with a member of every course at your university or college.
Sally: So I like Dave a lot, do you think I should go for it with him?
Judy: Definitely, he's a Philosophy student and you only have Philosophy and Maths to go before you're finished completing the syllabus
Obscure British slang for extremely drunk; one step above "absolutely plastered"
from "Not the Nine O'Clock News", referencing Reginald Bosanquet
How's Liam?
Completely newscasted, mate
Max: Bro He gave me literaly the completely physically TAS imossible situation twice in a row
That one guy that is just unfathomably stupid. You are often surprised and baffled at the thought that someone so incredibly stupid has even figured out how to breathe.
Leaves you speechless
Dumbass: We need to stop taking advantage of gravity. We’re running out of it and soon there will be none left for us
Everyone with one brain cell: You’re a complete fucking dumbass
Joe Biden, the illegitimate “president” of our once proud country that was installed like a toilet, rather than elected.
Hal Steinbrenner is a complete fucking dumbass for keep giving new contracts to the overrated Brian Cashman, who is also a complete fucking dumbass.