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When you cough near someone you fucking hate, hoping they will catch the corona virus or at least a life threatening illness because you hate them so much that you'd rather jump of a cliff instead of being around them.
you: *corona breathing* on ur enemy
them: *catches corona virus* wtf bro
you: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
An online school which was caused by coronavirus (or COVID-19)
I can't come over right now, I have corona-school.
The 20 pounds everyone gains while social distancing and staying home
I really need to get back to the gym and burn off this Corona 20.
When someone is cute, but only when they have their mask on.
When someone is cute, but you don't know what the bottom half of their face looks like.
Barack: "Woah dude! She's Corona Cute!"
Jack: "Yeah bro, you should see her teeth!"
The weight we will gain by not being able to get out and live our lives. We are sitting dormant, watching Netflix and drinking nightly. Instead of the Freshman Fifteen we will have the Corona Fifteen and gain weight from Boredom.
Crap I hope the Corona Fifteen does not turn in to the Corona twenty. Hopefully quarantine will be over soon.
Corona Canned- (v) to become unemployed because some jackass ate a bat.
Dude, I totally got corona canned from my waiter gig.
Particularly smelly genitalia caused by not showering for several days. A phenomena resulting from quarantine during the COVID-19 pandemic.
That girl is so hot. I’d fuck her even if she has corona crotch.