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That awkward silence after something inappropriate, off topic or really boring has been uttered in a group conversation, where the only sound heard thereafter is chirping crickets. this is often followed by the departure of some participants.
OK, that there? that was a cricket moment
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A five day test where the boyfriend/husband bowls from the pavillion end with great care while the wife is padded up.
"Henry had to take great care with Wendy as it was cricket week and he didn't want to upset her any more than he already had done" extract from Millns & Boon latest novel, From Behind
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When your sitting on the couch and you let one loose (fart) and there is no one to blame not even the dog.
HONEY!!! I Think the couch crickets are back!!!!
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You remeber that girl from the party yo she had pantie crickets. If this is you plz shave immediately!!!!!
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Steady chirping sound emanating from crotch of pants by office worker sitting at desk after lunch trying unsuccessfully to sneak out a "silent but deadly" fart without surrounding cubicle mates taking notice as passed gas metabolizes itsef into a string of discrete and constant mini-farts.
The noise from a chain reactor fart.
Herbie thinks he's so cool, sitting there staring at his monitor, pretending to be working, all the while the ass crickets singing in his pants.
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A sexual phenomenon in which instead of following the normal base system of sex, a person skips first and third base entirely and goes from second, to home base. Thus changing the game from baseball to cricket.
"so did you hear that Paco said he was playing cricket with his best friend's sister at a sleepover?"
"No, what a douche, though..."
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A dark entity; Habitat is within a 5 yard radius from front porch. Night visibility is difficult to an untrained eye, special equipment needed.
We bought some delectable cuts of meat from the butcher the other day, seasoned them, and grilled them to perfection- then that moon cricket poured BBQ sauce all over it!
Id like to try pickled pigs feet, but all those moon crickets keep dipping their fingers in the jar...
Somebody tell those moon crickets to stop yelling at the movie screen!
Tell Randy Shannon to stop putting that Moon Cricket in at QB!
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