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When someone chomps down on a dick when giving a blowjob.
Me: “I need surgery. My girl gave me a crocodile trap this morning.”
The crocodile that let Pippa the dog bother it for 10 whole years before finally deciding to eat Pippa, despite the fact that she could have eaten Pippa at any time during those 10 years.
It took Casey the crocodile 10 whole years to learn to stand her ground.
Most random way to say good bye.
You: Bye bye
Troll: Watch a crocodile
You: wtf...
Troll:...
it means not acc crying that ur faking
Central cee: Crocodile tears u aint even crying why u swearing to God when u do not belive in Christ.
When one eats an excessively large portion of food in a single sitting which ends up taking a couple of days to digest. Usually accompanied with fasting.
"Hey Jim, we're going out for Mexican food, would you like to come? "
"Nah man, I ate a 5 pound steak at Earl's last night and I am working off crocodile gut."
The act of shoving one's hand inside the female orifice and proceeding to roll violently, similar to a crocodile, with the hand still inserted, causing either great pain or great pleasure to the female.
John: Last night I was doing real dirty shit with jenny
Jack: oh yeah? Like what?
John: we tried the alabama hot pocket ,(search alabama hot pocket it will not dissapoint) BDSM, we even tried the kentucky crocodile
Jack: oh shit! I don't have a girl friend I'm gonna go hang my self cause I'm cripplingly depressed
John: ha lol faggot
Laughing at something or someone not because you deem it funny, But based on other factors that may include: Friends laughing at it, It being socially acceptable/pressured to laugh, Someone tells a joke and you don't want them to feel bad so you laugh. This is very similar to Crocodile Tears in the matter that one party is tricking another party into thinking they feel a way they actually don't. This is similar to fake laughing but crocodile laughs are barely/not noticeable compared to fake laughing, you can usually tell if they are sincere or not.
This can also be inverted by not laughing at something you think is funny.
This can be a common practice in bullying or gaslighting when a group of people laugh at one joke but they don't think it's funny, they just want the other party to feel bad.
Todd slipped and fell, everyone including Todd was laughing about it because they thought it was funny. I only laughed because my friends noticed my blank face and I wanted to be included, so I Crocodile Laughed...