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when someone jerks you off to the left with tobasco sauce so you could get the burning sensation a ginger with a crooked dick gets when jerking off
a crooks job is when someone jerks you off to the left with tobasco sauce so you could get the burning sensation a ginger with a crooked dick gets when jerking off
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An individual who far surpasses typical douchery. Usually shifty and shady in behavior. One who usually is emotional less and insensitive to others feelings. They are often also irrational and downright mean.
Yo Jaime your a crooked douche!
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a more discreet way of telling someone you have an eating disorder (mostly used by people that suffer from anorexia or bulimia).
sometimes, if you get very thin or lose a drastic amount of weight, you'll see that most people's collarbones are a bit crooked. something you won't notice on non-thin people.
may sound stupid if the person you're talking to doesn't know this, but it can help just trying to say it out loud more discreetly in the beginning.
person 1 : "hey are you okay? you don't seem very well.."
person 2 : "uhm.. i have crooked collarbones."
person 1 : "oh.."
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When a person takes a picture from facebook or another social networking website and masurbates to it while simultaneosly watching porn.
Dude, your sister looked so hot at the party last night that I went home and Facebook Crooked her while watching porn.
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when a bowling pin is injected into a womens vagina while the mans dick is being sucked and your both againt the wall wearing bowling shoes.
teryll and charles went to tha bowling alley, &+ kept the shoes, went home &+ pulled a crooked strike to get rid of the horny tension they had.
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A slang term used by fundamentalist Americans to describe a demographic of impressionable youth culture who demonstrate their attraction to popular rebellion by wearing their headgear in a manner that does not protect them from the sun.
Traditionally single males between the ages of 13 and 30 with no disposable income, but they dispose of it anyway. Instead of buying groceries they'll buy fast food, and instead of paying rent they live with others. Their excessive time and limited money goes into clothes, video games, movies, alcohol, pot, and minimum payments on a loan for a car that doesn't run.
"I went to go see the new Jason Statham movie, and a bunch of crooked hats were behind me yelling 'Ohh snap!' like every 5 minutes."
"I went to see the new The Fast and the Furious movie, but I couldn't see the screen over all the gold stickers on the crooked hat's crooked hats."
"I went to go see the new Gerard Butler movie, but I couldn't hear anything over the sound of all the crooked hats fapping to the sight of him."
"I went to pick up the new Call of Duty/Halo/Battlefield/ any FPS but I had to stand in a line of crooked hats and listen to them talk about how much they smoke weed, fuck bitches, and rape lives in video games. The seconds were like hours."
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The Hardest DJ straight out of the bottom of the map. New Orleans, LA. He chops and screws harder than any Houston DJ out there. Inspired by DJ Screw, he loves Choppin and Screwin like a Houston boy yet he still reps New Orleans for life. His beats are hard as fuck.
Damn man, have you heard of DJ Crooks? He must be sirrup sippin every day with those remixes.
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