Beaver Damned

A person (male or female) who intentionally or unintentionally stops a woman from hooking up with a girl.

Or an event or circumstance that keeps a woman from hooking up, having sex, getting some action.

Pertains primarily to lesbians, but also works for a woman who wants to hook up with a man.

I was planning on hooking up with Marcy last night but my mother dropped by and totally beaver damned me.

or

Suzy is making the move on her ex-girl Lisa. Let's go beaver damn her so she doesn't do something she'll regret later.

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God Damn

Admit it. You just searched for this so Urban Dictionary will ask you to buy a God Damn mug.

BUY THE GOD DAMN MUG.

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Damn Curved

Something that is extremely curved, maybe even too curved. I doubt you will find anything more curved than this, unless you found a ball... or a delightfully amusing piece of lint found under your collection of exceptionally dull blank CDs.

that is one damn curved thingy you got there phil.

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damn daniel

1.Admiring someone's outfit including his shoes
2.Referring someone's shoes

"Damn Daniel,Back at it again with the white Vans"
"I don't like my Yeezy's anymore ,I think ill buy me some Damn Daniels"

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diggity damn

1.A frustrated statement.
2.Phrase used when bored

1."Do you have diggity dank?" "Naw fool" "DIGGITY DAMN!"
2. Diggity Damn this day is so lagging ass.

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Damn It Cletus

When your friend Madison says something stupid

Her: When did you move in this class
Me: Damn It Cletus

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damn yo

Thats tight. Or, wtf was that for?

"Look at my spinners."
"Damn yo, those are nice."

Guy gets punched in face...
"Damn yo, whats your problem?"

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