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The affliction of not seeing something even when it is right in front of your face.
When a man looks in the pantry and cannot find the replacement mayonaise, he has man disease.
When someones face looks exzachary(excactly) like their ass.
George has pretty severe exzachary disease
The condition where one cannot remember that last time he got laid. Advanced stage: cannot remember with whom. Very advanced stage: Similar to advanced stage except he is married and faithful.
I cannot remember that last time I got, um, what's the word I'm looking for. Oh yeah, "laid." I must have Balzheimer's Disease.
1.Gonorrhea.
You know that whore Tracy? Well I slept with her and now I have tractor disease.
A condition in where the patient is extremely cute and sweet. In some cases, they might deny these accusations, but that is just a symptom. They also tend to be a fashion statement.
Wow! She's cute and sweet! I think she has Emma disease.
The disease of being a hypocrite.
Person 1: "Dude, you gotta work on your acne, your face looks like a pepperoni pizza!"
Person 2: "Well you have worse acne than me! You, my friend, have hypocritis disease!"
(n.)- A disease causing the inability to understand, enjoy, or view GOOD music positively
Person 1: "Pierce the Veil, Sleeping with Sirens, and Black Veil Brides sucks."
Person 2: "Are you being serious? You must have Lozrocks disease."