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Where you insert your own thumb into your rectum, then squeeze your ass cheeks together.
Why am I so sore today, oh ya that long distance hug.
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Having your dick in a vice 50 weeks out of the year.
Friend: "Hey man, that girl keeps looking over here. You should see if she wants to check out your apartment."
You: "I can't. Sarah and I had a commitment talk before she left. We have a long distance relationship now."
Friend: "But she's in California... probably fucking another guy."
You: "Yeah..."
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Having a sexual relationship, even though it is long-distance. You may not get to touch each other at all. Cheaper than marriage.
Me: You look tired.
Him: Yeah, I'm having a long distance fucking last night with your sister and she got me exhausted.
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Theoretical construct to continue having sex with someone who is hot but lives far away and is not worth moving for, but is worth visiting from time to time for a change from all the regular sex you are getting.
Dude 1: I heard Stacey moved away to go to university, sucks for you.
Dude 2: Psh I just told her we'd have a long distance relationship.
Dude 1: I like your style.
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The beginning of a very long break up.
"Caleb is leaving for college, him and Joy are planning on having a long distance realationship"
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Something that mostly happens to teens( and adults) that involves in making an emotional connection that lives a great distance away from them. These situations usually end in tragedy but they also end in a happy ending( this rarely happens)
Chad: " yo you know i'm in a relationship"
john: " you know that long distance relationship don't last right?"
Chad: " shut the fuck up i'm lonely"
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1. When a person commits to celibacy (abstention from sexual relations) to remain best friends with someone of the opposite sex, who lives far away.
2. Just as pointless as having a relationship via internet with somebody you've never even met.
Phil: "Hey Alex! Hows that long distance relationship with Kevin working out?"
Alex: "Oh its good! We got to iChat today!"
Phil: "Wow.. So you're giving up physical contact with someone here, so you can talk to him over the computer?"
Alex: "Hmm.. I guess your right.. Long distance relationships are pretty pointless!"
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