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When you silently urinate by submerging your dong into the toilet and pissing with no sounds or splashing.
It was real late and I didn't want to wake the baby, so I had to go silent scuba diver.
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A man whose genitalia has underdeveloped forcing him to rigorously study the art of Muff Diving. He has perfected this act so well that any muff he touches will achieve extreme satisfaction beyond belief. To become a supreme meatless muff diver the person must commit to the dive and know that no muff can go undoven.
The meatless muff divers may sometimes perform actual intercourse but it is highly unlikely because most divers genitalia is so small that once the female's eyes gaze upon the meat they instantly become turned off due to its disturbingly small girth.
Charlie was born with a disturbingly small cock and was forced to become and Meatless Muff Diver.
Chris has studied for 5 years to become a Meatless Muff Diver, but has not even begun to scratch the surface of such a feat.
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A person who lives for the dick
bryan callen is a certified dick diver
The condition when, after muff diving, all you can smell is vagina.
Jim got muff diver's nose after he ate Sheila out.
A man or woman who loves to eat the pussy often refering to fish! or stink box is a deap see diver
mike is a big time deep sea diver i could smell his face from a mile away. lay of the fish scuba man
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cockney rhyming slang for a £5 note
it costs a deep sea diver to get in to see that film
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A person who dives into a pile of duvets because they are excited about having a sleepover.
I was so excited about this sleepover, I am such a duvet diver!
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