Earl and Looney

A stronger vocabulary for "King & Queen Reining the world"

Absolute Power.

king & queen < god & goddess < EARL & LOONEY

Bro you heard?

What bro?
Earl and Looney are in control of the world now
What? THAT'S AWESOME!

Mitchell Earl

Mitchell Earl is an overdose of charm, wit, and fun. Even the greatest of extroverts become introverts around a Mitchell Earl. He will buy gifts of flowers and food, always with smile, and sometimes from Trader Joe's. Be careful not to end up on the wrong side of a joke though, it'll quickly turn into a roast! When he's not the obvious magnet of attention in a room, he peacefully relaxes to watching movies, tv shows, or listening to NPR.

"Yo, have you met Mitchell Earl?"

"Of course! Who hasn't met Mitchell Earl?"

EARL NIGHTINGALE RULE

Out of CHICAGO a human enlightenment teacher on the SUCCESS TAPES series.

This is a human attribute.

This was said as this quote I heard a long time ago in 1988 and that is the EARL NIGHTINGALE RULE, " we seldom regret what we have done in our LIVES but we do regret what we have not done".

This a genius of his time the EARL NIGHTINGALE RULE, we are seldom ever SORRY for anything as it just is not possible too much in the SPITE built into the human brain or you may say "SPIDER = SPITER = EAT SHIT!!!!

olivia earl baker

a white gingered freckly female with a tendency to drown

what an olivia earl baker

EARL

Evil guy who's always slightly better than you

we don't talk about Earl here

Earl

A gay retard that will steal your ham sandwich

God damnit Earl! You stole my sandwich, retard!!

Earl

A guy that is smart but very dumb and stays on the game all day.

Wow earl is not good