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Southern Education

Southern education is like education but fake. it enchances big-chesting under the assumption that you are better than your trailer park counter-parts/cousins. Most people educated in the south (South-East United States) are from the south or northern pricks who want to take the easy way out. Most of these douche-bags that think because they took business math they can run a business. Or because they went to college and their english teacher there was southern that their ideology of how the english language should be spoken is correct. I have visted university after another and these pricks cannot grasp that they are not educated only informed and do not heed even to informing. I have only met a handfull of southern-transplants that are being educated in the north and after investigation one of their parents was a yankee that wanted a better education for them. This idiotic mess stems from the lack of application during childhood education( no child left behind. To all of you southerns stay in your lukewarm desire for intellect and dwell in the ses-pool of ignorance that you have spewn apon yourself and To you northerns taking the easy-road you'll get yours later....

Parents in alabama sued the Alabama school system, and inturn they sued themselves, wow now there's some southern education

60% of southern science classes do not have microscopes, they show a picture of a microscope and try to explain its function. If your school is this ignorant why not wake kids up at home and show them a picture of a school and let them sleep all day!!!

by Ben Franklin your motherfuckin forefather Bitch!!! December 28, 2006

25πŸ‘ 66πŸ‘Ž


Landmark Education

A seminar that can be likened to a cult. I personally did one and seemed okay afterwards, I was allowed to leave for the bathroom when I wanted and learned to live in the moment. I don't think I will call others up to join though as there are cheaper and softer alternatives. Also this place can really break a persons mind if they are not prepared but for a person like me I left with less burdens.

The forum might have grown softer due to accusation and lawsuits of mental abuse. It was derived from est which has been shown to be more authoritarian but my father got out fine when it had its run.

The Landmark Education has caused others to commit suicide or suffer mental breakdowns. The new vocabulary is quite annoying too. They also call you when you least expect it.

One person In my class patched up a relationship with her parents and stopped smoking, drinking, and have multiple partners have sex with her without protection.

by Papashaw October 24, 2011

17πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


Physical Education

Where education gets physical

Teacher: "Hey class, we have physical education, where education gets physical."

by Reister Movement March 19, 2018

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Educated Lame

A black man or woman who positions themselves above other members of their community for having achieved some level of academic or professional success. Identified by a pompous attitude, braggadocious mannerisms, and an exaggerated sense of self importance.They think having an advanced degree or a medium-to-high earning job makes them spectacular even though other groups consider those things the bare minimum.But because they are not adhering to the stereotypes of being lazy and uneducated they think they’re gods. They typically take up contrarian views with little ability to defend them and take to social media to espouse their pseudo-woke ideals on race and gender issues.

In relationships, an educated lame thinks of themselves as the prize and will often possess a long list of frivolous requirements that further cement their image as a β€œthinking man”. Their partner is a reflection of themselves, so they want someone of equal intellect and striking natural looks who will adhere to the power couple dynamic but still be impressed by their less than average achievements.They claim to be above things like religion but expect their partner to adhere to christian ideals of submission and obedience to satisfy their egos. They are also know for being hypocrites. They are allowed to possess every quality they demean, but in their minds, their success makes them β€œone of the good ones” and, therefore, immune to criticism.

Ex. 1
Person 1: Now that I have achieved my degree and am making a staggering $55,000 a year I need to start investing and building. I don’t have time to complain about things like racism any more because I worked for everything that I have.

Person 2: damn man, you sound like an educated lame.

Ex.2

Educated lame: I could never date a partner with weave and fake nails now that I am in the top 50% of men. It’s a sign of low morals and intelligence. She better not have kids either.

Person 1: Don’t you have two kids?

Educated Lame: Yeah but that’s different. I’m a high value man who is hard to come by. And it’s not like I’m really a dad because I make my baby momma do all the work.

by Onat-ural September 6, 2021

11πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


physical education

A sexual position in which the girl does a handstand and her back is supported by a row of lockers. The guy gets on top of the lockers and proceeds to fuck her in a downwards motion. Extremely difficult to execute, but the bragging rights are enormous if you can do it.

Ali did some mad physical education after school with Matt. Her arms weren't the only things that were sore the next day.

by the Ezmeister October 30, 2010

10πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


Educated swigs

An educated guess at how much alcohol constitutes a shot from a bottle. Usually done when shot glasses are unavailable or you're too drunk to see/find it

You should have seen me last night; I must have had like a dozen shots. Can't say for sure, I was taking educated swigs

by Salmonite December 7, 2009

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


ill-educated

A word used by people who are "uneducated".

I be ill-educated.

by iteachgrammar November 26, 2015

6πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž