Emoji movie

Movie which Sony made for free Ebola .
If you wanna die,you are free to suicide while the you watch the film. (disclaimer:30 f#@'ing min of dancing emoji and one of them wants to die)

John: Wanna hear a joke?
Mike: OK
John: Emoji movie
Mike:hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhah

Leaf emoji

Drugs

Leaf emojis 🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃

emoji porn

🔞 You must be at least 18 years or older to continue reading.

Enjoy!

🧔🏻: So what made you decide to do porn

👱🏻 ♀️ : Well, I’m horny as fuck for one thing. When I was in high school, I was considered a huge slut!
🧔🏻: Really? I’m not surprised
👱🏻 ♀️: Yeah! I just loved deepthroating different guys, and I’d often find virgins so then they could experience how great sex is
🧔🏻: Alright, let’s do this
(Both people strip naked)

🍆✊🏻
😩🍆👄
🧔🏻: Dear god this feels good!
😩🍆👄
🧔🏻: Oh yeah! Suck this real nibba dick!
😫🍆💦💦😝
😋
😊
😎🍆🍑😁
👱🏻 ♀️: AHHH FUCK ME NIBBA! DRIVE YOUR HARD COCK STRAIGHT INTO MY PUSSY!
🧔🏻: Uhhh who’s your real nibba. Huh who’s smashing your pussy up?
👱🏻 ♀️: YOU NIBBA NOW FILL ME UP WITH YOUR HOT MANLY CUM!!!
😫🍆🍑💦💦😫
🧔🏻: Welp, I hope you got health insurance
👱🏻 ♀️: Oh don’t worry about it! I’ve already gotten preggers 8 times. I can just get an abortion.
🧔🏻: WAIT WHAT!
(The end of the emoji porn)

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pussy emoji

The most popular pussy emoji is the 🍑.

Obviously if you want a pussy emoji you should use a 🍑.

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Emoji Movie

A gift from the gods oscar winner 10 years in a row and 4k hd quality it includes some great famous emokis such as poo and a meh.
Theres not much else you can ask from a movie.

Im seeing the emoji movie!

Friend : its rated 10 percent on rotten tomatoes

*struck by lightning*

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tent emoji

A subtle definition of sex. Sometimes used in Snapchat between two people asking each other for sex.

The tent emoji is not normally used in a sentence but all by itself.

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pafoos (emoji)

A term used by pedophiles meaning "there's a hot minor nearby". It is part of their secret language, the pedophile language. If you find someone online saying "pafoos" you should immediately block them and report them to the correct authorities.

Pedo 1: Pafoos :D

Pedo 2: OMG I see the hot minor!
The minor: MOM!!! Call the police!! The pedophiles just said "pafoos (emoji)"!!

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