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Proof of how low the entertainment industry has sunk
Lookin' forward to Emojis the Movie later this year!
🔞 You must be at least 18 years or older to continue reading.
Enjoy!
🧔🏻: So what made you decide to do porn
👱🏻 ♀️ : Well, I’m horny as fuck for one thing. When I was in high school, I was considered a huge slut!
🧔🏻: Really? I’m not surprised
👱🏻 ♀️: Yeah! I just loved deepthroating different guys, and I’d often find virgins so then they could experience how great sex is
🧔🏻: Alright, let’s do this
(Both people strip naked)
🍆✊🏻
😩🍆👄
🧔🏻: Dear god this feels good!
😩🍆👄
🧔🏻: Oh yeah! Suck this real nibba dick!
😫🍆💦💦😝
😋
😊
😎🍆🍑😁
👱🏻 ♀️: AHHH FUCK ME NIBBA! DRIVE YOUR HARD COCK STRAIGHT INTO MY PUSSY!
🧔🏻: Uhhh who’s your real nibba. Huh who’s smashing your pussy up?
👱🏻 ♀️: YOU NIBBA NOW FILL ME UP WITH YOUR HOT MANLY CUM!!!
😫🍆🍑💦💦😫
🧔🏻: Welp, I hope you got health insurance
👱🏻 ♀️: Oh don’t worry about it! I’ve already gotten preggers 8 times. I can just get an abortion.
🧔🏻: WAIT WHAT!
(The end of the emoji porn)
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The most popular pussy emoji is the 🍑.
Obviously if you want a pussy emoji you should use a 🍑.
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A gift from the gods oscar winner 10 years in a row and 4k hd quality it includes some great famous emokis such as poo and a meh.
Theres not much else you can ask from a movie.
Im seeing the emoji movie!
Friend : its rated 10 percent on rotten tomatoes
*struck by lightning*
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A term used by pedophiles meaning "there's a hot minor nearby". It is part of their secret language, the pedophile language. If you find someone online saying "pafoos" you should immediately block them and report them to the correct authorities.
Pedo 1: Pafoos :D
Pedo 2: OMG I see the hot minor!
The minor: MOM!!! Call the police!! The pedophiles just said "pafoos (emoji)"!!
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A subtle definition of sex. Sometimes used in Snapchat between two people asking each other for sex.
The tent emoji is not normally used in a sentence but all by itself.
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