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Probably practices Witchcraft,voodoo,and spells in his spare time. ( because he cursed me with a headache today.)
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Ethan is a kid who always has to be the center of attention. He's loud, obnoxious, but strangly funny in a weird-kid-with-a-school-shooter-style-haircut kind of way. He regularly caresses the inner thigh of seals and smokes busted goo with his pals from 'Nam. Calvin Klein model in the making. You can usually find him chilling in the back of Uncle Melvin's van, or in Uncle Tom's cabin with Troy Mann. All in all, "good" friend to have.
Me- give me the ethan
Barber- I got you
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Ethan is a boys name and means strong and optimistic. This is wrong, Ethan’s are not strong physically, typically their girlfriends can out lift them at the gym. Ethan’s tend to play a lot of video games and ignore the outside world. They poop more than the average person. Ethans are sweet but can be stinky. They are loyal and misbehave quite often. Ethan’s like blondes and marijuana. The best nickname for a Ethan is FiFi.
My friend Ethan plays video games on the toilet four times a day.
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A man with a incredibly unlatched forehead. Everyone is amazed at his forehead, loving to feel and lick it.
Person one: Can I touch it? Is so big.
Ethan: sure.
Person one: Your forehead is so cool!
Ethan’s forehead is incredibly massive and enlarged
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A great guy who will do anything to make the girl he loves happy. Her name usually starts with a J but he will love any girl who loves him. He is a kind person, who is very loud and stupid at times, but has a lot of secrets that he keeps to himself. If he tells you something personal, its because he trusts you. He is good at sport and loves staying fit and going out with friends. He's not great with girls but always has a girlfriend. He usually will do anything and everything for his girlfriend. He usually prefers brunettes. overall hes just a great guy and your lucky if you get an Ethan in your life.
Girl1: Omg who is that guy? he acts like an idiot.
Girl2: Oh thats Ethan, he's just acting like an idiot but he's a great guy. I wish he was mine but he's already taken
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He is the best person ever and will make dirty jokes hehe.but anyways he loves anything with sports.everybody likes/loves him.he is just great:)
hope u lie this and be top ten thx :))))
He is like a ethan.
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a large geezer who eats 8 roast dinners daily and resembles a whale.
oi bruv you look like Ethan
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