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Someone who has such a nasty front butt that you suspect they grow vegetables in their taint.
"Man, that Dean is a taint farmer. His large front butt provides perfect conditions for growing potatoes in his taint."
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A guy who convinces a woman to put on wool skirt and sweater and take a drive out to the country with him until they come to a nice pasture with a split-rail fence. He convinces her to put her head through the fence where he bends a board down to trap her head so she’s stuck in the fence in a bent over position. He then pulls up her skirt and fucks her from behind. After he finishes, he strips her naked and pulls out some sheers and shaves her head completely. He then tells the crying woman if she says, “baa” six times he will release her. But when she does, it turns the suck bastard on and he humps her again.
Betty: Why are you wearing a wig?
Veronica: I went out with a sheep farmer last night.
Betty: What's his name?
Veronica: Baaaa-b
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A group of teenagers from an agricultural background who drink more than the average teens. Most common parties are held in a barn on one of their farms.
“Oh did you hear about that young farmer party?”
“Yeah heard they all got smashed in a barn”
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An inveterate bullshitter.
Somebody who couldn't tell the truth if their life depended on it.
Zebu, meaning deception or lies comes from the practice of unscupulous restaurants saving money by passing off imported, tough Zebu meat as proper domestic steak.
Steve: That Hillary Clinton is such a liar. Said she'd been under sniper fire in Bosnia when she hadn't.
Fran: Yeah. And she claimed she was named after Sir Edmund Hillary, even though she was born five years before he climbed Mount Everest.
Steve: Don't forget when she said she was a fan of the New York Yankees, even though everyone knew she came from Chicago and supported the Cubs. What a liar.
Fran: She isn't just a liar. She's a real Zebu farmer.
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One who grows cucumber plants.
Look at all those cucumbers... John is quite the "Pickle Farmer."
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Well my darling, the pies can wait. My Farmers Hat is throbbing like Tom Cruise at a Scientology rave.
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Noun.
Synonym: Plumper
Definition: A man who prefers to have sex with women who are chubby, and they are usually ashamed to admit it in public.
"Eventhough Jim was married to a woman with a size 2 dress size, he still was a closet Pig Farmer."
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