Random
Source Code
Random
When you break Whitey Duvall's house rules.
If you're come in from the street
With dirty shoes on your feet
That's a technical foul
If you switch the radio
To some modern music show
That's a technical foul
If you don't shut the door
After using the 'frigerator
That's a technical foul
A technical foul
If you touch the thermostat
You'll get hit with a bat
'Cause that's a technical foul
(You will feel my wrath)
If your hair clogs the drain
You'll know the meaning of pain
'Cause that's a technical foul
(I'll show you no mercy)
Oh, this is such bullshit-a (hey)
In this house we say bullspit
Or it's a technical foul
A technical foul
Let me get this straight
You expect me to change my entire lifestyle in one night
Because you guys are a couple of psychotic control freaks?
You got it, bub
Or you can go rot in the gutter, it's up to you, Yankee Doodle
Well, I don't wanna do that
But let me run a few questions by you so I don't screw up accidentally
If I don't spray Lysol after moving a bowel
That's a technical foul
Okay, if I decide to wash my ass with your monogram towel
That's a technical foul (please say hiney)
If I make fun of your crazy feeties
Or give sugar cookies to Miss Diabetes
That's not only a technical foul, but possibly a homicide
Can I sleep past three?
If you do, you'll get a T
Take a whiz in those flowers?
I'll say hit the showers
Use this horn as a bong?
Adios, Tommy Chong
Make some long distance calls?
You'll get a kick in the balls, oops
hitting someone in the head during basketball with a ball. this causes the other team to laugh making the opposing team get the ball after the other team gets distracted
*throws ball*
Madison: Ow wtf.
Referees: *whistle* Madison foul
To punch someone in the face. Coming from sports terms, which means foul play.
Lars: "Get away from me, punk!"
Jamie: "'Punk'?!, homeboy, don't make me foul on you!!!"
Lars: "Get away from me, punk!"
Jamie: "'Punk'?!, homeboy, don't make me foul on you!!!"
I bad galleon on sea of thieves that cant hit cannon shots
the foul ell could not hit chain shots to save their life
An April Fools’ Day prank occurring some other time of the year than on April 1st.
Generally considered poor form.
They announced it as an April Fools’ Day joke, but on the wrong day! A total April Foul’s Day.
A fanny that is unwashed for a while in the hot summer that starts to produce a rancid rotting fish stench and possibly a discharge
OMG my front bum nearly made me vomit the other day I did a massive fanny guff and the foul stink led me to believe I have a nasty case of foul fishy snatch syndrome
When a friend or buddy rejects your offer or declines a Freebie due to allergies, dislikes or unfamiliarity to the Freebie.
Joe can't drink the Freebie Chai Latte because he doesn't drink milk, he committed a Freebie Foul.
Mary doesn't like Mexican food, she does not want to eat Mexican for lunch even if you tell her I'll buy, she declines, we shall call that a Freebie Foul.