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A sad attempt to "stick it to the french" because they refused to support an unjust and illegal war on Iraq.
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1. A US military operation that is designed to bring peace to the Iraqi people and restore an economic infrastructure. (Theoretically)
2. Stepping into a hornet's nest. (Thanks to the almost daily suicide bombings)
3. A slaughter of innocent civilian and soldier lives; waste of tax dollars out of your pocket to pay for bombs and other weapons designed to kill, kill, kill.
4. The door that opens the way to generate more wealth for the miserable and unfortunate billion dollar corporations (because the CEOs need bigger mansions and another yacht... boo hoo).
1. Operation Iraqi Freedom will be one of the best things the US has done for a foreign country since the Marshall Plan. (Ideally)
2. Bad idea.
3. Soldiers die (with honor I hope) and the ones that do survive go without pay while their family back home is starving. (Source: NBC News)
4. Greedy, money hungry corporations bid on another country that they get to exploit to fatten up their wallets.
Good idea or bad idea? I hope going after Saddam Hussein was worth the costs.
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Dick:Hey Dubbya, let's go get some pretzels
George: No DICK, you know I'm too dumb to eat a pretzel... how about some FREEDOM FRIES
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1. A flag that stands for freedom.
2. "Le Tricolore" - The flag of France (in the present anti-French climate). This strikes me as being hilariously amusing because the entire reason why the Congress renamed French fries in the first place was to show that France did not support military action for freedom. The ironic juxtaposition inherent in the subtextual deconstructuralist narrative frame of this dialogical reificate is so funny that it makes me want to shit my pants, wipe it on the windows, and then run naked through Congress with my hands in the air gibbering like a lunatic.
1. Dude, the American flag is the only freedom flag in the world because everybody knows that America is the only free country in the world.
2. What flag do the French have then?
1. Shit.
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the TSA's new, sexual-assault based approach to security screening.
I was on my way from DFW to LAX and didn't want to be irradiated, so I opted for the Freedom Grope instead.
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when you take off your pants in public, bang your knees together in a side-to-side motion and yell out "FREEDOM TACO!"
that drunk bastard killed the party last night doing the freedom taco.
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Related to an insurance company ad "Freedom 55" advocating early retirement. For those of us who haven't saved enough, we have "Freedom 75". In other words, we'll work 'til we drop!
I just turned 62 and I've discovered I'm on the Freedom 75 Plan
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