fried eggs

Small, virtually flat breasts (egg white), with only a tiny nipple (egg yolk) protruding.

We were considering stopping at Denny's after the bar, but Calista offered to serve up her own fried eggs at home.

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crisscut fries

Basically the greatest invention ever. Mutated Carl's Jr fries. Been known to rip families apart.

"son, give me some of your crisscut fries..."
"Fuck you dad."

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fried chicken

An assumed "food group" believed to regularly be consumed and by black people.

Toho: "Damn nigga, I's be needin's some fried chicken nigga."
Yoyo: "Nigga damn, that's why dems honkeys always be thinkins' we always eaten fried chicken and wata' melon b!tch!"
Toho: "sh!t. . . (pause) . . . I know! Lets go get some Big Macs from McD's!"
Yoho: "Word B!tch, now dats how we do, we be GANGSTA!."

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thats fried

Thats crazy , funny , weird or all

Did ye see that guy at that rave At the weekend he was pure fried him wae the cone on his head

I know thats fried

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fried chicken

A wonderful food that comes in a bucket. Goes great with porno.

Fried Chicken is delicious, and pornography is video tape of people haveing sex.

Fried Chicken Store Owner: "They know what I like... money. And I know what they like... Fried Chicken.

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Fried Asshole

Any asshole that needs more of a word than asshole to describe. Hence, "Fried Asshole". The fried asshole was first used to describe a father who made his sons dig a 6 foot hole in the ground in the hot sun. A "deep fried asshole" is twice as bad.

He's such a fried asshole, we should've put his ass in that hole.

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Cookie Fries

1. A delicious mix of cookies and french fries. The original Caribbean recipe calls for the cookies to be chocolate flavoured and in their full and unmodified form. However, many Americanized recipes allow for different flavours of cookies to be used and for the cookies to be crumbled to allow for a better mixture of the ingredients.

"These cookie fries are delicious".

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