fuck off and get killed

an excellent phrase to rid of unwanted pests. it informs the other concerned party that their mission, should they choose to accept it, is to fuck off and then get killed.

religion peddler @ door_"have you found christ?"

me_"no i haven't. i didn't even know he was missing."

religion peddler @ door_"take my beliefs seriously."

me_"fuck off and get killed."

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Fuck off you cunt

An ancient australian proverb :
What it lacks in sophistication and depth, it makes up for wholeheartedly with a delightful clarity.

Nurse : "Here are some pharmaceutical psychotropic drugs for your toddler."
Anyone with an IQ above room temperature : "Fuck off you cunt !"

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Rev up and fuck off

Let's get in the car and leave

John wanted to leave the party,
" Let's rev up and fuck off " he called to his girlfriend. "Ok darling" she said "I'll just get my coat".

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National fuck off day

National fuck off day is a day in which you can tell who ever you want to fuck off with out any consequences.

I don’t meed to talk you you it’s national fuck off day.

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fucked off my ass

to be so fucking drunk you dont know what you're saying

i was fucked off my ass last night idr fucking your mom man

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Fuck Off Douche Bag

It means GET THE FUCK AWAY BITCH!!!!!!

Cop: Hey do you mind if we search your house for evidence???

Gacy: You got a warrant???

Cop: .............

Gacy: Fuck Off Douche Bag!!!!!!!

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Dropped me the fuck off

When you are enjoying something thoroughly and it stops suddenly for no apparent reason.

Man, that strawberry mescaline bar really dropped me the fuck off.

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