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REALLY high quality purp...super chron, super sticky weed, but really expensive, usually around $20 per gram.
Dealer: Yo you wanna cop a $20 gram?
Dude: What are you selling?
Dealer: God's gift
Dude: FUCK YES.
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Similar to other Yoga poses such as down-dog, warrior I, tree, child's pose, etc., except this pose is strictly for a man's pleasure. Essentially, the woman is usually lying in bed next to her male partner, when somewhere around 2AM he awakens with a glorious erection and needs to put it somewhere... Often times, this leads the man to disappointment when he is batted away from her rear-facing love alter shouting out or uttering "eh-eh" and/or simply an emphatic "NO!". However, on rare occasion, the woman - who is sure to not receive the big "O" from the act of kindness that she is about to perform, may acquiesce and allow legal entry (i.e., not night-raping). To get into this position, the woman, who is facing away from her partner is prodded into semi-wakefulness, then consents to entry by shifting the upward-facing leg forward flexing at the hip to bring the knee towards her abdomen, while maintaining her abdomen and leg in contact with the bed.
Bob: Last night, I woke up so horny from a sex dream and had this raging boner...
Jim: So, what did you do with it?
Bob: Well, after humping my girlfriend without success, I asked her if she wanted sex. She replied that she was too tired, but said that I could have my way with her. So she got into Gift Pose and I was able to alleviate myself…
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Crack Cocaine of low quality.
Not so bad that you wouldn't wish it on anyone, yet not good enough for your own upturned nose.
Biff: Preston, that loser from down the hall was back again tonight... he wanted to light up so I gave him some of your Gift Crack. Hope you don't mind.
Preston: No problem, Biff... that's what it's there for!
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A sexual act of defecating into your hand, and fisting it into your partner. It is said if your partner's body accepts the feces you are infact meant to be together.
I tryed the dark gift on my girlfriend last night, and she dumped it out in under a second. It's just not meant to be
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Sending money or gift to someone knowing full well that you are likely getting the same amount or identical gift from that same person in return as a gift.
I gave my brother some cash for X-mas and he gave me the same amount for my X-mas gift. Gotta love a Boomerang Gift!
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a shitty gift you get and it gets stuck in your closet for longer than a year
you got me socks?? man, that's a closet gift!!
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Ninja Gift - To give someone a gift who is not expecting the gift. This differs from a normal gift because often the event is past and the person cannot give a gift in return, yet feels the obligation to give a gift.
"Bob Ninja Gifted me for Christmas and now I look like the ass because I didn't give him anything!"
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