al gore-ithm

A numeric value reached through a complex mathematic process determining the degree by which cheating is required in order to reverse the outcome of the 2020 election.

Trump was so far ahead that the calculated al gore-ithm literally broke the machines!

ghetto gore tex

A person can't afford real Gore Tex so they use a garbage bag and cut holes for arms and your head.

I forgot my rain jacket I'm going to have to go ghetto Gore Tex today.

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best gore

To convince people to your best ability that the world is about to end. A manipulation of crowds technique... brainwash them with fear for ultimate control... fear mongering stunt

Did you see that best gore stunt Greta pulled off at the UN the other night? Trump didn’t fall for her best gore stunt. I best gored ‘em ..told them they’d lose everything. The suckers fell for that best gore stunt!

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Al Gore

The man we all came to know and loathe in the 1980's, forgot about in the 1990's and sometimes wish had become president in 2000 (providing his anal-retentive wife, Tipper, could keep her mouth shut for 4-to-8-years!)
Having grown bored with censorship and warning labels, he has directed all his efforts to lecturing us about global warming (AKA: "climate change"), which may (or may not) be an impending catastrophie.

Al Gore: The man who gave us the PMRC, warning labels on record albums, boring autobiographies, tedious movies, false claims-to-fame, and Manbearpig.

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Al Gore Rhythm

When a service knows so much about your taste in music that they start recommending tracks that perfectly fit what you like to listen to.

This recommended Spotify playlist is al gore rhythm! It hasn’t missed - every song so far is either already a favorite or is something I never heard before but now love.

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Al Gore Syndrome

A state of two-facedness often found around a great luxury.

Ex. Fossil fuel emissions are killing the world.
I guess i'll fly around in a jet that burns the most fossil fuels.
Dude you have Al Gore Syndrome hardcore.

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Miss Gore Whore

1) scene queen
2) slut
3) myspace whore

miss gore whore myspace www.myspace.com/x_dressedtokill

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