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a small turd; alternately a hemroid
I thought I could go, but all I managed was a little ass grape.
After accidentally drinking the whole bottle of Kaopectate, I gave myself an ass grape trying to crap.
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When one's nuts are sucked so hard that blood rises to the skin and causes a purple bruise to form.
Guy 1: "Hey dude did you meet up with that chick last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man she gave me a Grape Ricky!"
Often said by city (of London) workers, when apologising for rude, bragging or generally unsavoury chat, having had their senses scrambled by excessive consumption of red wine.
Sorry chaps, I was long of grape last night.
A common password black people use
I work at the grocery store and most black people have the same password for that family first card grape 2000
When you shit in the shower and have to squash it down the drain with your toes
Wife: Damn it Joe, it stinks like shit in here.
Husband: No worries, just stomping the grape before you walked in
A male with a small set of testicles with an unusually taut scrotum.
A small sharp tool used to chop off the balls of your daughters boyfriend.
Get the grape slicer out she has a boyfriend