hairy beaver

A hairy poon tang.

Yea she was hot but she had a hairy beaver.

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Hairy Duke

When a man is administered anal cunnilingus whilst his partner accurately excerpts Duke Nukem quotes.

While giving me a Hairy Duke, my girlfriend regrettably said "Blow it out your ass".

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hairy ass

an ass that has imense amounts of hair on it

one time Dj leaned over in english class and me and giselle gasped as we saw a big fat hairy ass pop out at us our eyes started to tear as we stared with disgust

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hairy ass

Imposing. Daunting. Worthy of contemplation and great respect. Fearsome.

Martha had a big old hairy ass Dodge pickup that could go anywhere.

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hairy timbit

n. a lewd gesture by which a man allows one of his testicles to protrude from his zipper, then asks someone if he or she would like a "hairy timbit."

John: (testicle out) "Would you like a hairy timbit?"

Emily: (looking him in the face) A what? (then looking down) O fuck you!

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hairy muff

a variation of the phrase 'Fair Enough'

"town tonight?"
"hairy muff"

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hairy nipples

Hair that grows on the nipple, mainly on young Italian boys around 12 - 18. This hair is famous for growing on Tyler J. C.

Kayley : Hey Sara, have you seen Tyler's nipples?
Sara: Yeah, but we don't talk about it.
Kayley: Why?
Sara: Because, Tyler's very sensitive of his hairy nipples!
Kayley: Oh. ohkay.

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