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When two Puerto Rican men double team a girl via oral and vaginal penetration at the same time and swing her side to side while doing so
Man:”You heard Jose and Carlos did a Puerto Rican hammock on that girl from 42nd?”
When you try to fart but instead you shit your pants
Jim had a pudding hammock during gym
Basically it's scissoring with two males who have a biforked penis
CRYSTAL SHOWED US A PICTURE OF TWO FORKED PENISES THAT WERE INTERLACED CAT HAMMOCK STYL
When you need to poo and dont want people to hear so you place some toilet paper in the loo to dampen the drop.
I dont want my boyfriend to hear me pooing. Why dont you create a poo hammock to catch it.
A bikini or bra worn by a female whose sag or loss of pertness requires the most highly reinforced titty receptacle.
After spawning 5 children by the age of 30 and consuming sufficient calories to have sustained them all to puberty, the level of engineering demanded of her mam hammock was beyond the ken of modern science.
When cum from the penis is attached at the tip of their penis & also on the sexual partner.
“I pulled it out and gave her a cum hammock!”
When you listen to a full album of the musician Hammock, your mind transcend your flesh body to elevate itself to a new state of mind where you discover what are the keys to life.
Max : "Why did you quit your job to wander for 3 months in the cold winter of Alaska, on your own ?"
Steven "I don't know, it's the Hammock Effect"