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Reverse cowgirl on a hammock
Courtney and JR love doing it outside in swinging beds, like hammocks, they love doing the reverse hammock.
Male thong worn by a person with STDs. Also see banana hammock.
"That stripper rocks a rattlesnake hammock, not a banana hammock."
A male thing filled with STDs. See banana hammock
"That stripper rocks a rattlesnake hammock, so I wouldn't bring him home."
A hammock that you build out of toilet paper draped over the bowl to catch the shit to avoid the plopping noises. Post shit, the hammock is gently lowered into the bowl.
There were a few people in the bathroom today so I had to build a shit hammock to avoid the plop plop.
When the lady has extra meat hanging out, that is referred as a sloppy hammock
When Mike is kneeling comfortably behind Susan, he decided to go for the reach around to test length of her sloppy hammock
A word for when a golden retriever decides to hop into a hammock with you
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Aww, look at that Golden Hammock Spoon
Dude, just got me a Golden Hammock Spoon
PG-13 euphemism for intercourse between consenting adults. Popularized by Danny DeVito as on an episode of Taxi when his character (Louie DePalma) confessed to Rhea Perlman (who played his girlfriend on the show) that he had an affair behind her back.
"Well, Sophie and I.....we took a hammock ride."
"Losers whine and make excuses. Winners do their dirty work and take a hammock ride with the prom queen."