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When you give someone’s butthole a massage.
She was crazy, we didn’t have sex but she gave me a Hamburg Handy. I knew manning friends with a German girl would pay off!
when a girl give u a very rough hand job while you ride a horse or bull
that girl gave me a "handy andy" but it wasnt hard enough cuz my horse was bouncing to much
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Todd got an air handy from Scott while on the flight from Philly to Orlando.
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Self-proclaimed skill whereby an individual claims to posses ability to use both hands equally well for an activity but in reality possesses well below average ability with one or both hands.
Phil claims to be ambidextrous but his all-around lack of dexterity on the baseball diamond certainly explains why he gets the close parking spots. He is clearly handi-dextrous.
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Essentally a hand job but where the person giving the hand job puts poop in his/her hand and then jacks off the person recieving the handjob.
I was expecting a regular handjob, but Betsy gave me a HOT HANDY!
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A person, typically male who offers to do work for a woman hoping to get closer romantically or to get laid by creating a sense of her owing him. Does not necessarily mean they follow through on actually being handy.
Someone trying to get into someone’s life by continually offering to do handy things for her.
I don’t really like this guy but he keeps offering to clean my gutters, wash my car, etc., so he can weasel his way into my life.
Girl, that’s the handy dangle!
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A girl who gives lots of handjobs, but doesn't have sex. Basically; A whore who only uses her hands.
Damn..Stacy's mom is such a handie whore, she's touched every dick in this town, but she refuses to have sex.
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