footy or it didnt happen

used to counter someone's far fetched claim of a trick they or someone they know landed but didnt film it; usually its something hard to believe. most commonly used by people on message boards like the fags on slap forum.

gay fag: "i just nollie inward heelflipped the tampa big four block"
smart fag: "footy or it didnt happen"

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shit can happen

A series of words that is a warning meaning:
-quit runnin yo mouf
-quit dickin off

-you will get shot if your not careful

shit can happen. shit being gun play.

if you dont quit runnin yer mouth shit can happen

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pics or it didn't happen

What 12 year old horny boys say when they want a picture of a hot girl

Person 1: me and my sis got in this huge vodka spitting contest, her shirt was so fucking soaked you could see her boobs

12 year old: pics or it didn't happen

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what had happened was

explination of dire circumstances; to really get your point across

Sharon:You hooked up with him?
Lani:See, what happened was...

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well that just happened

Phrase used when an unbelievable, absolute bullshit story is posted online, usually pushing a racial/political message.

"Omg I'm so humbled right now. A young lady just walked up to the counter and ordered two Big Macs, and the cashier laughed and said, "Are you sure you can eat all that? Hahaha." My two-week-old child then walked to the counter, stood up, and proceeded to tell the cashier that what he said was exist and he is the reason that Donald Trump is tearing America apart. Then the whole restaurant stood up and clapped."

"Well that just happened."

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This happened to my buddy Eric

It refers to a review of the 2019 film Joker on the platform of Letterboxd, indicating that their friend Eric also had a phase and became like the Joker. It received widespread forwards and shares on social media making it an iconic review with regards to letterboxd.

This happened to my buddy eric is such an overused meme, it's annoying.

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stranger things have happened

Unlikely but not impossible.

They're not the most likely winners but stranger things have happened.
"I definitely do think we can still win, stranger things have happened, " said Mjallby.