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N. or V. Any super-efficient person who buys and wraps gifts without showing them to co-givers. Also, a person who wraps all the presents and makes cards, party invitations and or plans and does not share basic information.
Jose, did you even know what gift you gave me? No, Leah totally holiday hogged me again.
Joe: Is it a holiday today?
Josh: No, it’s an Un-Holiday.
A girl who breaks up with her boyfriend right before or during a holiday (birthday, Christmas, Chanukah).
“I was a Holiday Bitch to John, but he was such an asshole, I didn’t want to be with him any longer, especially during the holidays.”
“I needed to be a Holiday Bitch to Chad because his balls smelled like my lamination products and I couldn’t stand it no more!”
A relative that never varies their holiday routine and expects you to show up at every Thanksgiving and Christmas at their house and stay half the day making small talk and eating shitty food.
A relative that chides you and goats you and makes you feel guilty, as though their world would end if you did not spend every Thanksgiving and Christmas with them doing the same damn thing.
My dad's asking me about what I'm doing for Thanksgiving ; and it's August. What a holiday pig.
People who can't spell or say 'Hollandaise sauce' properly.
Bob: "hey, i'm gonna make some holiday sauce tonight!'
Phil: "Bob, your an idiot."
Destroying the holiday lights/santas, tipping raindeer and ruining any and all hard work .
Dude, last night we wrecked the neighborhood's lights on our holiday vandalism streak.
A holiday that a religion says it happened during that time but didn't happen even close to where that said religion is saying is happening.
Christmas is a pagan holiday due to the song "We Three Kings" says that they travel from China, Japan, North Korea and South Korea area.