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How many cigarettes have you got, lad?

How many cigarettes have you got, lad?

How many cigarettes have you got, lad?
*smashes head against a door*

by Oh hey cousin. July 14, 2021

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE

The awnser to everthing.

someone: "Why do girls twerk"?
Me: "thats a trick question"
someone: "what"
Me: listen....Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE"

by Ballsinyojaws1234 December 24, 2021

11πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


feb 24 ask your crush how they feel about you day

it’s feb 24th!!

ask the person you like how they feel about you

feb 24 ask your crush how they feel about you day you : hi so how do you feel about me
your crush: β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”

by js31 February 23, 2021


Do you remember how many breads have you eaten in your life?

A JoJo reference. Also a catolic reference.

It was used by DIO when he was asked how many lives he had taken.

-How many reverse cards have you played in this game?!?
-Do you remember how many breads have you eaten in your life?

by cactini June 3, 2020

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Yens 360 ooga booga gotcha boom come here boy ooga booga rooga Fortnite bad that’s how you spell jeb

It is a form of 360 ooga booga used to expression the pronunciation of Jeb.

Yo guess what I just landed a 360 ooga booga on Yens
No it’s Yens 360 ooga booga gotcha boom come here boy ooga booga rooga Fortnite bad that’s how you spell jeb

by TheGamingScientist27 December 2, 2020

6πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


How you fight fascism

By... Hoping they don't have guns and shooing them away like you're trying to keep your cat away from your plate?

Hym "If that's how you fight fascism I might not even need the Death-bots... Elon! I- Yeah, I think you wasted you time on the death bots... I don't think I'm gonna need the death-bots... You know what? Keep doing it. I might need a few for the south. It's fine."

by Hym Iam June 28, 2024


How long have you been standing there

When you do something you usually only do alone, like sing while washing the dishes or making food for example, and someone was standing at a distance in the same room and you notice, so you ask them how long they've been there.

guy 1: *singing*
guy 2: hi
guy 1: how long have you been standing there?

by Nopersonalorsmthidk December 20, 2024