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Hummer Simpson

When a male places donuts on his erect penis and his partner eats them off.

I put 6 chocolate sprinkle donuts on my dong and she gave me a Hummer Simpson

by Edgarallenspole April 24, 2024


Hummer

The name for an SUV brand originally designed for military use but later changed for civilian purposes after Arnold Schwarzenegger wanted one.

The High Mobility Multipurpose Wheeled Vehicle (HMMWV; colloquial: M998 Humvee) The military Humvee was originally used in the army such as the Iraq War.

For a very brief period, a civilian version was sold as the 1996 AM General Hummer for a few years before AM General sold the rights to General Motors (GM) so that GM could sell the civilian SUV.

GM created a new division named Hummer where it produced the H1 model (based off of AM Generals '96 civilian model). GM also made the smaller H2 and H3 models before the 2009 economic crisis forced GM to cut the Hummer, Pontiac, and Saturn.

Recently in 2021, GM reincarnated the Hummer, not as a division but this time as a vehicle model through the GMC division. It will be sold as a staggering 9000lb electric suv and electric pickup as a huge middle finger to the angry treehuggers that used to vandalize the vehicle out of jealousy when they would pass by it.

Person 1: Dude this EV Hummer kicks ass, now I can watch Mad-At-Gas-Car treehuggers on my portable TV while driving.

*Watches treehuggers on news channel through satellite connection *

Person 1: Hahahahah those animals are so fucking funny, they make me want to merge without looking.

*Merges his 9000lb Hummer into a flimsily built Tesla*

by Welldavis December 7, 2021


Hummer

Huge Unnecessary Money Muncher Eroding Roads

Hummer: drives by freshly paved road

Road pavers: way to go hummer, thanks for nothing!

by Jahamez September 7, 2021


hummer

a hummer is a gummer with teeth

Ri got an NK hummer from pope last night.

by rigetsnon February 24, 2021


Hummer

A person that “humsway too much.

Greg: hums a tune

Jared: Greg! Would you stop being such a fuckin hummer!

by doosherr October 1, 2019


Hummer

1. n. A civilian version of a military Humvee. Gets approximately 0.001 miles per gallon. Driven mostly by rich assholes with small penises.
2. n. A blowjob so expertly given that the giver "hums", which greatly increases stimulation.

1. *guy crosses street, hit by Hummer that ran a red light*

Guy: I'm dying, call 911!
Hummer Driver: Fuck you! You scratched my Hummer! I'm gonna sue your ass!
2. Guy 1: I got the best friggin head last night! She was humming, and it felt great!
Guy 2: So you got a Hummer.

by AlabamaNibber November 22, 2015


Hummer

How douchebags move from place to place.

Douchebag 1: Yo Kyle, nice Hummer.

Douchebag 2: Thanks brah, I'm hoping stacey will forget about my micropenis when she sees me driving this. It's a bitch to fuel up though. I can never get more than 4 miles on a tank of gas.

by South African Dictator October 5, 2020