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Mega Hyper Death AIDS (MHDAIDS) is the worst disease known to man. It has a 99% mortality rate and it takes at least 10 days to kill a grown adult. MHDAIDS can be transmitted via sexual intercourse, and it is hereditary. If one were to recover from MHDAIDS, they would have an increased risk of developing Ligma or Bofa in their later life. Treatments for MHDAIDS include E-TMA, Sawcon and Sugon.
"Hey everyone, Shoenice again. I have Mega Hyper Death AIDS, this is my final video..."
When you lay your cock on a motorway and let a caravan run it over!
Sup dave done a sick orange hyper penis explosion, shit I scraped that off the tarmac!!! HARDCORE!!
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Where the only reason to live is to earn money. The main goal of your life is to get rich or die trying. There are two rules for the PHB : you need to work 24/7 and youre not aloud to eat.
Men I just started PHB (Project Hyper bread) 2 days ago I am starving since then and the only moment I stopped working was for a pi break.
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when raam transforms after beating him on gears of war.. he becomes super mega hyper death raam!!
omg turn off that rick astley song.. its super-mega-hyper-death raam.
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the cyber spidey sense, when someone has the ability to supersense someone's emotions, even through the cold interface of a chat box. usually referred to HCSS or magical powers.
5p1d3rm4n: hey
sad_girl: hey
5p1d3rm4n: you seem down. whats up?
sad_girl: wow, your HCSS is off the charts!!
5p1d3rm4n: don't even worry about that boy, he's not worth it!
sad_girl: maaan, you always know what to say :)
5p1d3rm4n: gotta love that hyper cyber spidey sense!
An infectious disease which causes the victim to frequently act in an extremely retarded manner, may it be in the form of making whale noises while clapping their hands like a seal, or staring at the ceiling while drooling helplessly and laughing as if possessed.
Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
* Wailing making whale noises
* Suddenly yelling 'Iowa' in an extremely retarded manner
* Laughing helplessly after making a bad joke or thinking about something remotely dark
* Acting autistic in public
* Making weird noises which include, but are not limited to, 'IOWAAAA', 'HUEEEEE', 'KEKKEKKEK' etc.
Person 1: "Hey, did you hear about John?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he was fine at the party until he had a Sudden Onset of Hyper Retardism... poor fellow lost it then and there and passed away making whale noises."
Person 1: "I couldn't stop laughing after reading the word 'special assembly' and imagining a bunch of students standing in lines, staring at the sky with their heads crooked, drooling from their mouths and endlessly laughing."
Person 2: "Yeah, well, you had a Sudden Onset of Hyper Retardism. Relatable."
When one vomits on the partner(s)' genitals, then proceeds to headbutt the vomitted upon area until one's head appears as a mere blur.
2 girls and 1 Hyper Lethal Vector is far more disgusting than 2 girls 1 cup.
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