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Immaculate Infection

Catching COVID-19 despite having no apparent contact with someone who is positive.

Man, I have been locked in my apartment for weeks, but I somehow caught C-19. It was an immaculate infection!

by Preacher-Man January 1, 2021


Staph Infection

Staph Infection could cause a mass Staph exodus from the workplace. Usually “patient 0” distributes this disease through mass condescension. Their ability to demotivate staff is unprecedented. The only way to get rid of a staph infection is to highlight their inability to deliver an outcome.

Ronald Maso was telling Tony how trivial his work would be in a condescending way. We could see that this was demotivating and impacting all Staph. Clearly we had a Staph Infection

by Skel July 4, 2024


Danish Ear Infection

While she's sleeping, snort up a nasty nosebleed loogie, then gently spit it into her ear. After that, pop a load on top of her ear like icing on a Danish and VOILA! The Danish Ear Infection

Man I did a bunch of coke last night and had a nosebleed, I couldn't sleep either so I gave that chick The Danish Ear Infection and bailed out there....

by Vice420 August 21, 2020


Infected

Infected is a person who is a clown and in severe cases considered the whole circus

Infected: Hey everyone!
Literally everyone: lmao rart clown (laughing).

by PimpShagger69 October 13, 2019


holly and the yeast infection

The act of looking your mother dead in the face mid panic attack telling her you have a yeast infection after being broken up with

Oh did you hear about that girl

Yeah I heard she had to tell the story of holly and the yeast infection last night

by Anneboleynpan1522 September 8, 2020


Picasso's Infected Spawn

"Hell" on earth. Slithers through life "filandering" middle aged men "greyer" one who has some "L00t L00t". These females are often mistaken as vermin and although they seem nice at first glance, they really are the most fowl of all life forms that have ever been shaped on this glorious planet. The Persona is a stable hardworking "single" mother who is going through a rough break up with her "addict" "abusive" "controlling" bf.
This creature if you will even call it that after the "malicious" and "Rancid" Plotted out pranks and stunts she pulls usually ends up with her "garments" on the floor or left whoever she decided to drop them. She pretends she isn't usually like this while being very convincing she should get a "Juno" hence "preg" all the time to "lactate" and "manipulate" her way through any mans hard worked for "reputation" and "CLOUT"... She usually likes to play "mom" sometimes for the camera, but in fact she is nothing but a "blackhat" "blackhearted" "malevolent" "Shinook" that carries "clap".

"spam" in your inbox, she will try and coordinate other long planned malacious attacks against you and your reputation, social following/family. Then she may try and incriminate you with false crimes that start small. Over time you end up developing a record and often find yourself "isolated" sometimes having to be incarcerated or "medicated" "Her claws" leave only "lateral" muscle fibers. The fake "nails" are an indicator of her "authenticity"
A "hack" = "Neo" "PRIDE"

Picasso's Infected Spawn- A.k.A- PIS is an acronym for a female who is such a fucking chicken shit to at least look that person she "loved" oh so much in the face and tell them why. Why things happened the way they did and "why" did you do that to le"uno"....

by The-Raw-Dog-N-Bail August 28, 2022


does this look infected?

Use in an ironical way to make fun of people dumb enough to ask medical advice on the internet

- does this look infected?
- Yes , you will probably die

by Robot-chicken July 15, 2014