when on nex, facebook, instant messenger or anything of that sort you reply to a msg and they reply back instaniously.(ex, you send it, click to refresh page and their reply is waiting for you. creepy. i know)
it oftens gives the impression that they are just sitting there refreshing the page waiting for you to reply.
woaaah, erin just insta-replied. what a loser.
omg, k insta-reply.like get a life.
A wannabe who keeps following some random senseless instagram trend
I hate Darren man's such an insta-cunt.
Is where a person creates multiple “motivational” posts in hopes that they can help someone or help themselves. Typically though the one making the post is the one who ACTUALLY needs to apply the advice.
Wow did you see all of Nancy’s posts? Yeah she’s providing some serious Insta-Therapy. She needs to get off social media and just fix her life.
Scrolling Instagram while using the toilet
She sent me 10 DMs while she in the bathroom. She was obviously having an Insta-potty.
When you get turned on so fast that your dick gets hard quicker than it can rearrange itself in your pants. Usually requires manual adjustment and is accompanied by drool and the inability to make rational decisions as lack of blood leaves your brain in a stupor.
Friend: “yo! Dude! Fix yourself! You got an insta-boner.”
Me: *babbles incoherently*
Friend: “Emily walked by, didn’t she?”
Me: “random jibberish* *fixes junk*
When you get hard instantly. There us no gradual hardening. Instantaneous hardening. (usually rips pants)
Dude! She was so hot she gave me an insta-boner!
Another word for bacon
Fry me up some of that delicious pork flavored Insta-Jerky!