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Bunch of queers that play shitty crap on a stage probably built by slaves
They worship satan and shitted on the holy Bible, Torah, and Quaran
They are part of the KKK and also like to rape young little girls
They are probably gonna die from testicular explosion
Don't listen to their crap cuz if you do, God will know and he won't be happy
Dad: Holyshit, Jonas Brothers, quick Stan call 911
Stan: Here, listen to some Black Sabath
Dad: ahh so much better
Stan: Should I burn the radio dad
Dad: YES, go do that, and tommorow we're gonna sue the station
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A disney pop group consisting of a trio of brothers. Known for their chirpy and pithy lyrics and fun, wholesome, christian attitutes-also for their gay rights activism and their 'kitten killing, rainbow hating music raping' foundation dedicated to brainwashing young stupid girls into likeing their gay asinine music.
Girl 1: 'Hay lets go to the Jonas brothers concert!'
Girl 2: 'Are your parents brother and sister?'
Girl 1'Yes, yes they are'
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a really gay and retarded "band" that cant make good music at all. They have many fans that are at the age of 6-17 and most likely if the "band" still exist in the year 2020 most of these girls will not get a cock in their pussy. They have bad music and are gay because they have purity rings and cant have sex with girls. so they have an orgy with each other.
1.dude i hate the jonas brothers
2.Im not gonna have sex with you because you are obsessed with the jonas brothers
3.Jonas brothers should all get kicked in the nuts by mickey mouse
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A terrible boy band who almost every girl in the world is obsessed with.
Joe Jonas: A total jerk who sounds like Miley Cyrus mixed with two cats fighting. He tries to sound sexy when he sings, but in all, he fails epically at life.
Kevin Jonas: Use to have a cool hair style until he got that gay perm. Now he looks like he's a creepy 30 year old pedophile.
Nick Jonas: Because he's diabetic, all diabetic girls fall in love with him and cry because he suffers everyday. I get it. My best friend is a diabetic and she's in love with Nick, but that's not the only reason you should love him. You should love him for more reasons (if you can find any). (PS: I'm not hating on diabetics). He supposedly writes all the songs. Well, they suck. He tries to sound nice, but really he sounds like a squirrel with a sore throat.
The TV Show: Super bad acting. I just got done watching the Halloween episode with my mom and brother (I don't have power over the TV unfortunately). Kevin is the worse.
JB fangirl: Hey! Have you seen the Jonas Brothers in concert??? THEY WERE AWESOME!
Normal girl: What the hell. You actually went to see them? They suck!
JB fangirl: NUH UH! YOU DON'T KNOW GOOD MUSIC!!!
Normal girl: Good music? JONAS BROTHERS SUCK!!! -kicks JB fangirl into a dark abyss-
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A terrible pop rock group that consists of 3 guys; nick, the 15 year old with a that everyone wants to marry, joe, the "funny" one that has extremely large eyebrows and tans too much, and last and definitely least kevin, the 20 year old that no one likes.
Even though Nick has a relatively good voice (he doesn't use it at all though; he just screeches and whines when he "sings"), their music sucks. the jobros can't come up with anything but whining about stupid relationships. their lyrics are meaningless, the sound is unoriginal, and the videos are incredibly cheesy.
everyone will forget about these idiots in 5-8 years because by then they'll be old and disney will have found a new boyband that they can make another billion dollars off of.
obsessed idiotic 13-year old girl: omg! the jonas brothers are SOOOOO hot and talented!!! i love them!!! they're so deep!!
intelligent teenager: um, no, dude. sorry, but the jonas brothers are conformist and probably never even considered writing about anything real or important like finding your sexuality or how we can improve the world... they're self absorbed freaks. all they do is whine when they sing, nick has THE worst hair known to man, and joe looks like he's mexican he tans so much.
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A band composed of Three homos, Who are claimed to be such a great band but really sound like a Five year old having a bad day on the toilet. The Show No talent on any of the insturments theyu play and in the next 2 years Disney will most likely get rid of them.
Little johnny is having another Jonas Brothers day!
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