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A person who is extremely lazy, to the point where he will not eat even if he is starving. He'd rather stay on the couch, watch tv and stay on AIM.
vincent: im such a lazy ass
: like
: i'll be starving
: but too lazy to go out to get something to eat
: so i end up not eating a meal
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A sex position in which:
The man kneels up and leans back, taking his weight on his hands behind him. His partner lies back, with her head on a cushion. She bends her knees on both side of his hips and pulls herself forward so he can enter her, which will angle her vagina for optimal penetration. She has her hands free to caress her breasts and clitoris during sex.
My girl and I wanted to try something like missionary, but different, so we tried Lazy Girl.
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Sperm that rarely joins up with an egg to fertlize it.
Jerry has lazy swimmers so I can't get preg
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A person who does nothing and gets away with everything.
The boy Nathan said to Ryan "you fucking lazy cunt!"
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Very similar to the dirty sanchez, only instead of a full mustache, the male stops halfway through and sags the mustache down across the mouth, and even to the chin if there is enough poo to permit.
Im gonna drop trow and give that girl a lazy sanchez!
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When a girl has really erect nipples but one is pointing off to the side...kinda like a lazy eye, but a nipple.
Wow, it must be cold out...check out her lazy nipple though, HA!
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Wanting everything perfect and having high standards, but not have the will to do what's necessary to reach them.
I can't stand the kitchen being dirty, but the lazy perfectionist in me knows it will take too much energy to clean it so there it sits.
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