I'm ready to blow this taco stand. So you either drive with me now, or find another ride.
Yo, playa, bus is leaving. Just get her digits and get in the car.
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When you are fucking your girl in the ass but right when you are bout to blow your load......... You slam it in her pussy and say......... I'm just gonna Leave it to Beaver bitch!! And then shoot your load in her beaver!
Dude I gave my bitch the leave it to beaver last night. She is such a good little cum dumpster!!
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When there is a fire in your house at midnight when you're sleeping. You think it's just a nightmare but it's real.
12:00 am (sleeping)
12:01 am: Fire Alarm: BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
Anthony: (yawn) oh it's just a dream I'll go back to sleep
Andrew: NO THIS IS REAL WAKE UP LET'S LEAVE THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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An east American expression meaning to shorten/to lose height.
Carrington: OΓ shawty, my gran has been leaving Shawtyville these past few years... sheβs already shrunken 13 cm!!
Morgan: BAZINGA
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Taking a dump on the toilet seat.
"I really needed to use the can on my break at work today, but whoever was in there before me left some sailors (poop nuggets) on shore leave."
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The very important time in your secondary school life that basically decides your future, it allows you to enter the college of your choice with points that you yearn from the final exams. These finally exams are on everything you have learned in 6 years. This is why its very important to not sleep or dose many classes. As you will fail the leaving cert and utterly ruin your entire career. So no pressure
So the leaving cert is coming up gosh i hope i do well
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the season of Fall....
when leaves are falling from the trees and the wind throws them around in ya face...
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