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The M&M Conspiracy is the idea that toxic energy will always find itself in others. Bad people are usually friends with bad people to help themselves feel less pathetic and sad.
Friend 1: “Did you hear Morgan and Mya are best friends now?”
Friend 2: “That just goes to prove The M&M Conspiracy.”
Consume so many M&Ms you begin to sweat. Similar to meat sweats, but specific to M&Ms or sugar.
Mom: I ate two bags of M&Ms today and now I am sweaty. I think I am M&M wasted.
Child: No mom, we call that M&M sweats.
When you find all the m & m's gone from the trail mix just know someone made it healthy for you by doing a
m & m trail fix! It is a selfless act to fix your mix and is a win win for all parties because who needs to mix candy with healthy food?
kids: who ate all the m & m's out of the trail mix I just got?
mom: I m & m trail fix that because you need to stay healthy
kids: Mom!!!!!!
mom: rofl you are welcome?
Penis M&M’s is when a guy cuts a hole in the bottom of a bowl, then inserts his penis into the bowl while filling the bowl with m&m’s. Then the girl begins to eat the m&m’s until she has reached the treat at the bottom
“Dude like me and this girl made penis m&m’s last night at her dads house”
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