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Mango lassi

When you're raw dogging a girl and she pees while your fucking and as she's pissing you bust a nut

Made some mango lassi last night and I put it in a cup and told my mrs's mum it was juice and she drank it

by Bigdaddymamba February 1, 2022


Mango Bombing

The act of throwing a rotting mango at someone or something, leaving an explosion of rotten mango behind.Works best in a fast moving car or golf cart and with a very squishy mango for maximum explosiveness.

"Bro, want to go mango bombing?"
"I was walking today and these stupid teenagers mango bombed me!!"

by Puddinator July 7, 2012


Portuguese Mango

The FT King, Portuguese Mango

‘Have you been on Twitter and seen that incredible tweet from Portuguese Mango?’

by OakleyT_ On Twitter February 23, 2021


Mango Jeez

A sigma/Scrimblo half breed with a direct hereditary Linkage to the Founding Scrimblo Male. Blesses the people with his Majesty and perfect sublime skill in everything through the Mango Jeez Channel. Many People have tried to come into contact with him yet none have succeeded Probably because he has superpowers and bronze age greek god muscles. He built the base on modern civilisation himself and was recognised to the point that god wrote a chapter about him in the Bible. He created Star wars on his brunch break in a coffee shop and continues to claim royalties on the brand whilst also approving really bad screenplays to annoy all the original trilogy and prequel fans because this brings him a lot of pleasure. He created George lucas in a laboratory. Likes Mangoes and cheese. Created everything you ever loved all the world still believes his illusion. Is also the Founding Titan.

Is that Mango Jeez o wait why is there a nut in my mouth

by GodJeez February 24, 2022


Mango Loco

The biggest scam monster energy has ever put out

Dude I hit the Powerade button on the vending machine and it gave me Mango Loco what the fuck

by And that’s on a whole stack June 23, 2020


emo mango

something that relates to secret devils scribbling black eyeliner over precious angelic drawings.

(when someone draws black over a drawing to make it look gothic or dark): Hey! don't make my drawing look so emo mango!

by shineeboo December 11, 2009


Pedro Mango

A type of marijuana, grass, weed etc.

"Hey man, you want some of that Pedro Mango."

by mikeytopf November 21, 2007