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A union between two men or two women, allowing them to have the exact same set of legal rights as those possessed by heterosexual spouses. These include rights such as hospital visitation. A step beyond civil union, gay marriage will at last give LGBT partners the security that every family, whether m/f, m/m, or f/f, deserves.
Since gay marriage was approved in my state, I am now allowed to visit my husband when he is sick in the hospital.
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A stupid arrangement that ends in divorce or one of people in the relationship killing the other one. Marriage is so beyond stupid it isn’t even funny. If you think permanently binding yourself to some idiot you “love” is fun go screw yourself. Also if you ever thought for one moment that they were the one you thought wrong. Run they either plan on killing you, breaking your heart or stealing your cash
The idea of marriage is so stupid. If you want to sell your soul so bad than just contact the devil. His number is 666-666-6666.
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You sleep together but you can't get none
That's what marriage means can't get none
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Exclusively refers to a couple's initial marriage, probably at age 24 or less, involving partners with little income and assets. May or may not end with children; will likely not end with more assets than when it began. One or more of the partners may have an advanced degree at the time of divorce. Subsequent marriages are usually to partners higher up the socio-economic scale.
All she got was a '84 Suburu and some crummy dishes. No jewels, no real estate, nothing really to split; it was a starter marriage.
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the "union" of a relatively famous person to another person, regardless of fame, for popular or financial gain; infamous for ending before the presents are opened
Jennifer Lopez has a different celebrity marriage every season.
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Something that is as real as a porno
Guy 1: How the hell is Dylan married to Nicole? They're 16 and I've never seen them together.
Guy 2: Its a Facebook Marriage, of course its fake!
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An event in which since the two people are so hardcore, not only do they get married once, but then they get married AGAIN on top of that.
"Man, Charlotte and Connor are so hardcore"
"I know, that's why they got a double marriage"
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