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THE BIGGEST FUCKING LIE EVER! GOD DAMMIT YOU’RE AT THE CLUB PARTYING!
Person 1: Ok babe, I’ll be home in five minutes
Person 2: Oh fuck.
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Hey, Ill be back in *a hot minute* so don't go anywhere.
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Minute Whore (slang- Minotour)
A mythical creature that complains that you are using up their cell-phone minutes. The become easily en-raged when you call them.
John- Dude wheres Carl?
Brad- Man i dunno call him
John- No way dude! he's a Minute whore!! maybe i should just text him.
Brad- Oh yea, how could i forget. :\
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to take a gorilla finger sized shit that makes you AFK ( away from keyboard) for 18 whole minutes
perm to afk rq? i need to take 18 minutes lol
When you go out with your lady friends and they are so crude and gross you really just need a lady minute. AKA, a minute alone grooming yourself, putting in a tampon or just being a lady.
Judi made the most nasty burp and I really just needed to take a lady minute.
Waiting for what should be a minute but takes an indeterminate long time.
he will be back in a milk minute.
789million minutes
AS: Come on then cuddle me a little minute
MK: How longs that then?
AS: 789 million minutes obviously