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the most capitalist town I’ve ever lived in for almost my whole life that only cared about their reputation of being “the best top schools in the world!!! 🤪🤩” how is it that most of the people from MO literally act soo snobby and selfish, not to mention the amount of ableism I saw happen as a middle schooler really makes me BEYOND upset that even ever existed. ik the teachers there don’t really suck as much yk but not everyone has access to accommodations and ppl act like kids with undiagnosed neurodivergent traits should’ve done something abt it bc capitalism is the only thing that matters in MO.
Remember Mount Olive that relies on capitalism??
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shit you can get from the taps but no they decide to put it into bottles and sell for 3 bucks. nonetheless people still buy it.
hey dude why you paying 3 bucks for 600ml of mount franklin, you can get that from the taps. better yet 3 bucks can get you 3 litres of coke.
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the smallest kick ass town in north carolina!!!
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When a female is riding cowgirl and screaming coherent biblical terms, or terms related to religion, as if she was giving a sermon.
This girl was riding me and just broke out a sermon on the mount.
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the monstrous mountain deep in mordor in the lord of the rings movies. Always spewing lava.
The one ring was forged and destroyed in mt. doom. BTW return of the king is NOT overhyped.
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If you want to go to a highschool filled with fuckwads and hardheaded losers who only care about sports, Mount Carmel is the place for you. It’s the most ghetto-ass school located smack dab in one of Chicago’s worst neighborhoods. Hell, you’re sure as shit lucky if your school bus isn't shot up on the way to school. Most kids who go to Carmel act big and tough because they won a few sports trophies, but always seem to pussy out of brawls when challenged. Most kids seem to reside from Beverly in Chicago, so of course you know that the guys playing on Carmel’s sports teams are only the finest white Irish trash you can find in this fucked up city. They also like to pick on other schools either because they “aren’t as good at sports,” or their schools are named after female saints. Here’s a message for everyone: Mount Carmel is the title of a girl. Get over it.
Most Carmel kids also spend a vast majority of their time either out with a beer bottle in their mouths and a dick in their asses. And when they aren’t drinking, they’re doing dip on one side of their mouth and sucking a dick on the other side. They think that girls think they’re the shit but going to an all boys school doesn’t get you any kind of pussy at all. Hence, they transition to faggotry.
If all this sounds great to you, have fun waking up at 6:30 AM to drive 40 minutes to the worst of the Chicago Catholic Schools. If this was enough to talk you out of it, you’re welcome. have fun searching for a better school.
Mount Carmel Kid 1: Hey bro what’d you do last night?
Mount Carmel Kid 2: I fucked my Carmel brother in his tight ass.
Mount Carmel kid 1: Hahaha nice bro
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A Bang Average football player
Me: Hey dude, you see that Derby midfielder playing last night?
Friend: yeah, he was a proper Mason Mount.
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