When something not so great happens to ones self. Usually used when it comes to getting rejected.
The shoddy comes from the alternative word for shit; shoddy. The fives comes from a five dollar bill. The phrase in general literally means, a shoddy five dollar bill, but can be molded into everyday life.
AAron: Man, that chick was so hot, but when i approached her, struck up a conversation, then asked her for her number, she rejected me!
Eric: Shoddy fives bro.
When you're on the stairs walking down, and 5 steps below you you can see the most AWESOME-CLEAVAGE-EVER
The best distance on stairs from which to observe cleavage
Yo i was walkin down da stairs, and dis chick was walkin up, and i saw some five steppage
or just as a fragment while walking
DUDE, FIVE STEPPAGE
A latex glove used as a condom.
I was able to come five times last night, thanks to my trusty five-shooter.
The most smooth-skinned 58 year old on the planet.
Looks 14, actually.
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WAiT a DAmN mInuTe.
You’re such a Five Hargreeves!
the hottest bish in tua, also vanya's besti. can't sing well tho
name the hottest person in the world
tua fan: five hargreeves, aka daddy
A fast food restaurant chain founded by five guys named Joe, Bob, Larry, Barry, and Stinky back in 1986.
Yo let’s go get Five Guys for dinner. Maybe we’ll run into Joe, Bob, Larry, Barry, and Stinky there.
To honor the late Leonard Nimoy by changing the appearance of Sir Wilfrid Laurier on Canadian five-dollar notes to make him look like Mr Spock.
That guy on the Canada five-dollar bill that they are spocking fives with kind of looks like Jeremy Clarkson.