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A super cray glitter ninja who is dangerous and uncontrolable unless she is sober
...which is as rare as a fat kid who hates cake
Why is the glitter all gone and there is broken glass everywhere...
This is signature Kim Short
A term used typically to describe a team of people consisting of fewer than the usual number attributed to that group. It can be applied to any similar situation.
Derived largely from the hockey world where players sit on a "bench" when not playing (see benched) and occasionally field a team with fewer teammates than ideally necessary, either due to players not showing up for the game or by the coach's decision.
Hockey:
Even though our playoff finals were on a holiday weekend, we won our championship game despite the short bench.
Other:
Due to the last long weekend, we have a short bench at our beach house this coming weekend.
Finger Shorts: pair of shorts that are short in length but loose enough for a finger to get wet.
That girl is definitely wearing some Finger Shorts.
He’s the most amazing boy you’ll ever meet, He’s sweet & kind, and always so freaking cool! he won’t believe you when you say that but everyone knows it’s true! he’ll become the most awesome person you’ve ever met and you’ll never want a replacement, Ever. He is so intriguing & mysterious even after months of being friends there will still be new things you find out about him that you never would’ve guessed. Tommy is always so good about everything & he always understands, there is no way you’ll ever be able to hate him (he’s never done anything wrong). When you see him your jaw will drop and you won’t be able to stop smiling, Tommy is drop-dead gorgeous & even your friends will find him attractive. His eyes are the blue-ist shade of blue, he’s taller than you but only by a bit! his hair is nonexistent but that’s fine you love him anyway, you’ll fall in love with his laugh! it’ll always immediately makes you happy whenever you hear it. His laugh is contagious if Tommy starts laughing you’ll be laughing with him in a matter of seconds, and do not get me started on that god-damned smile! he is so beautiful and you’ll wish you knew him sooner.
“what’s that cute guys name?” “That’s Tommy Short, he’s My best friend so freak off”
Even if you don’t talk to him you’d be glad to be in his presence. His sense of humour is impeccable (sometimes a little dark but we love that about him) and if he ever stopped telling his inappropriate jokes, trust me, you’d miss them. Tommy knows alot about everything because he’s super intelligent! Chances are that he can play multiple instruments and he’ll actually be good while playing. It makes sense because he’s good at everything he does, He’ll own you in any video game & he’ll compliment your skills after (even if you were absolute garbage). He’s good at many different spots like basketball & he even knows how to shoot! he could use a little work on his skateboarding though. Tommy is great with animals too! as soon as any cat sees him they immediately choose him as their favourite person. Tommy’s only flaw is his indecisiveness, he can’t pick a favourite song to save his life
I literally love you Tommy. (and I’ll never not)
“look at Tommy go!” “Yeah he’s so good at playing the viola!” “WOOOOOO!!!!! GO TOMMY SHORT!!!”
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Wearing a T-Shirt like a pair of shorts, putting one leg through each of the arm holes, and letting the middle hole provide a nice, cool breeze. A-la Marc Clark's 'Cozmik Collection'.
Can be seen worn with braces to hold them up in place of a belt.
'Sick T-Shorts, bro. Totally fuckin' swag.'
'Mate, you look like a fucking twat wearing your T-shirt like that'.
An extremely factual statement
Profound scholar 1: Tyler is short
Profound scholar 2: yes Tyler is short
Profound scholar 3: i concur
All: TYLER IS SHORT! TYLER IS SHORT! TYLER IS SHORT!