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When your breath smells like the ass of a ten year old boy.
Man, Jessica sure has some pedophile breath going on today!
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When you recieve a phone call/email and it is painfully obvious that the person who has contacted you is a pedophile.
"I got an email yesterday, it said, 'Age does not matter to me, I am sure we will come to love one another.'"
"Pedophile Fail!"
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A small patch of facial hair grown just below the middle of the bottom lip; sometimes extending down to the chin.
When I saw the pedophile on the news the first thing I noticed was his pedophile patch.
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When an individual is sexually attracted to older people. The older person is forced into sexual acts against there will. This is not illegal like pedophilia but should be. Molesting older people. Strong, uncontrollable attraction to senior citizens.
Once your a reverse pedophile, you never think the same again.
Dude, i just realized that I`m a reverse pedophile. Lets hit up the senior center now!
Bingo!
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A misnomer. What is being called "pedophilia" among the priest community is actually agressive homosexual behavior, as those being victimised are not children (male and female); rather, they are pubescent boys.
The pedophile priest was, in actuality, a gay rapist.
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(adj.) A woman who's over 18 years old, yet look like they are under the age of 15. Usually when they have pigtails in their hair, their age appearance seem to diminish into the 6 - 13 year range.
*looking at a picture of a girl with pigtails on Facebook*
Guy 1: Awww, Samantha was a cute little girl! How old was she in that photo? 6?
Guy 2: Um... she's 18, and that photo was taken a week ago.
Guy 1: OH GOD! She's a pedophiles dream!!
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A pedophile playground is an area where a pedophile would have immense amounts of fun, such as a swimming pool, a Junior High/High School car wash, a daycare, or an actual playground.
Dude, the swimming pool is full of little kids today, it's like a pedophile playground! No one our age is there, let's go somewhere else.
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