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a green pencil is a school name for weed when someone at school ask you for a green pencil that means they want some weed
"hey give me a green pencil"
"do you want a 5 dollar or a 10 dollar green pencil"
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Another name for a penis. Thought of this gem back in 09' when I was mixing codeine and whiskey and going to college in Springfield MA.
I invited Samantha over to study and all that bitch did was teach me calculus. I thought she would at least try to grab my flesh pencil.
Whenever Mrs. Nichols tells us to take our pencils out for a test I imagine ramming my flesh pencil down her throat and asking her if I am going to pass.
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Slang for cum, especially that from a small penis.
Ralph said he was going into the office to study, but came back with pencil juice all over his hands.
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The magic pencil is another name to use for the edit option on a message board
If you post a comment on a message board and later decide you want to change it just use the magic pencil!
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Attempt to physically assault and damage a rivalry. (2) An act of wielding the closest weapon or heat.
"Yo why u had to side walk me homes?? Now i gotta pencil-hop ya ass." (2)Yo clown! We 'bout to drive-by. Be down to pencil hop. "word"
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A statement made by a teacher or college professor signifying that the allotted time for taking a test or exam has run out and all students must cease writing answers. In some cases, continuing to write even after being told "pencils down" may result in an automatic failure of the test.
Goofy: *daydreams and draws on test paper*
Professor: Pencils down!
Goofy: *continues to daydream and draw*
Professor: I said "pencils down"! *confiscates test paper to grade it*
Goofy: Wait a minute. I'm not finished! I'm......
Professor: Over Mr. Goof.
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When a girl sits on a guy's penis (so that his penis is up her butthole), she starts spinning in circles while she is still on him. During this, the guy starts moaning sounds similiar to those made by an electric pencil sharpener.
Friend : Hillel, did you and Beverly do the pencil sharpener?
Hillel : Why, yes! We did do some pencil sharpening of our own. I also got the moaning sounds down perfect, Zzzrrrrrr Zrrrrrrmmm
Friend : Thats great, maybe Beverly will pencil sharpen me too!
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