Another sexual referral from smash or bang.
Hey man, I did some penile destruction on your sister!
When the penis contorts and has somewhat of a seizure. Sometimes the penis will tie a knot in itself during this. Usually caused by too much ejaculation.
I had penil contortion last night, my penurd spit out green juice.
A crusty cheese like substance that develops on an unwashed penis after several days.
"Last night Jenna licked the penile crust straight off my dick."
1) Any sort of STD.
2) An infection of the penis
3) a reference to a very small penis
1) "ive got a nasty penile germ"
2) He doesn't have a big dick, he has a penile germ
The act of 2 or more cocks kissing each other, touching each others tips.
*Teacher arrives late to her class*
Students: "Why are you late Mr. Wally?"
Mr. Wally: "Sorry I'm here late, I just penile inclusioned with those 2 hobos on the street"